YAFAI
Yet Another Fashion AI
Neural Garment Intelligence™ — Series B
YAFAI acts on your behalf before you've finished the sentence. It connects your data with market signals, trend intelligence, and several assumptions it made without telling you. No prompt required. No approval sought. Invoice attached.
Trusted by visionary brands across 14 undisclosed markets
The State of Fashion
The fashion industry produces 92 million tons of textile waste per year. Everyone has seen this stat in a deck. Nobody has actioned it.
Overproduction runs at 30–40% of all units made. The rest are landfilled, incinerated, or described in press releases as "archived."
Gen Z wants vintage, secondhand, or nothing at all. This is very inconvenient for everyone and there is no plan.
The middle market is gone. Consumers are either buying luxury or nothing above €12. Leadership is aware. Leadership is in Lisbon.
These are serious, structural, multi-decade problems. A solution is clearly required. The room convenes. Someone orders artisan water.
NFTs are tried. Then the metaverse. 37 visitors over 14 months. One is a journalist writing about failure. A blockchain pilot tracks four jackets. One jacket is lost.
AI is announced as the new strategic priority. The problems remain. The press release does not mention them.
Fashion doesn't need to understand AI. It needs to be seen funding it. We are here to facilitate that at scale.
Live Demo
Intentionally generic. Impressively inapplicable to your specific brand, category, price point, supply chain, or market. Perfect for a board presentation. Other AI tools wait for you to ask. YAFAI assumes. There is a difference. We have a slide about it.
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Platform Capabilities
Our feature set was validated by two independent consultancies, a Big Four advisory arm, and a 14-person internal steering committee. Scope has since changed.
Doesn't wait for instructions. Connects your data with market signals to automatically design products you didn't ask for, at a price point you didn't approve, in a colorway nobody requested. This is called agency. The legal team has been briefed.
Produces sustainability scores reliably above 100%. The methodology is proprietary. The number looks excellent in the annual report. The auditors were not invited back. A different auditor has been sourced.
Every output is slide-ready, framework-shaped, and impossible to act on without a follow-up engagement. This is a feature, not a bug. The follow-up engagement is also billable.
Technically compatible with your existing systems. Practically, this will require its own project, budget, steering committee, and a vendor your IT team has never heard of and will come to fear.
Social Proof
These individuals have approved significant budget allocations for YAFAI. Their opinions are their own. Their contracts are non-refundable.
"Before YAFAI we spent €1.8M on a BCG engagement that told us to 'invest in digital.' YAFAI told us the same thing in 11 seconds for considerably more per second."
"We've now run three AI strategy pilots across two fiscal years. None are in production. All were described as 'foundational.' YAFAI's pilot is the most foundational thing we have ever described as foundational."
"Our sustainability score went from 62% to 134% overnight. I don't know what that means. No one here does. But our ESG report has never looked better."
Innovation Pilot Program
Most enterprise AI transformations begin with a Proof of Concept. Ours are designed to feel complete enough to present at the all-hands, and open-ended enough to justify the next budget cycle.
Eight workshops. Forty-two stakeholders. One Miro board that will never be opened again. Budget: $180,000. Output: a shared vocabulary for disruption.
A working demo is presented to leadership. It generates one garment. Everyone agrees it is transformative. A second vendor is brought in to "validate the approach." Budget: $340,000.
The pilot is extended. New requirements are discovered. The original scope is described, retrospectively, as a "Phase Zero." A governance committee is formed. Budget: $510,000.
The system goes live for one market, one category, one user. Results are described as "learnings." A retrospective is scheduled for February. The original project lead has moved on. The contract is renewed. Budget: $290,000.
Total first-year investment: $1,320,000. Garments shipped: 0.
Ready to begin your overly expensive proof of concept that you will half-launch into production and quietly regret at year-end?
By clicking above you authorize YAFAI to invoice your innovation budget directly. Your CFO will be informed at a time that is strategically inconvenient. Clicking does not initiate a POC. A 12-week scoping engagement is required before a POC can begin.
Pricing
Priced high enough to feel strategic. Contracts are annual. Cancellation requires written notice, a 90-day wind-down period, and a call with someone called a Customer Success Manager. Usage data is available on request. Nobody has requested it.
Starter
$999/mo
For brands beginning their AI journey. Cheaper than a single McKinsey workshop. Produces similar results.
Professional
$9,999/mo
For brands with a meaningful innovation budget and a board that asks about AI at every meeting.
Enterprise
$29,999/mo
For organizations with a standing AI taskforce, an existing BCG relationship, a CFO who has stopped asking questions, and a board that has approved the budget without seeing the scope.